Blah Blah Blah I'm A Moose

ugh!

Fri, 14 Jun 2013 20:34:33 -0500

so i got a new follower….and i went to check and see if i wanted to follow back and all their blog was pictures of super skinny girls (one i’m pretty sure, like 99.99% positive was anorexic) and “weight loss inspirational” stuff. my first thought was “why the fuck would i wanna follow a blog about skinny bitches.” Political incorrectness aside, I seriously hate blogs like that. I know I’m not rail thin, I don’t have a gap between my thighs, you can’t see my ribs or my spine but I’m ok with that. The health issues that come along with my weight are my greatest concern but blogs like that only push the beauty aspect of weight which makes me glad to be big b/c fuck the skinny mold that i’m apparently supposed to fit into; I’m sexy, dead sexy depending on who you ask and anyone who tries to tell me differently can go piss up hill in very expensive shoes. Girls need to be shown and taught that health is a million more times important than being skinny. Skinny might be a side effect of being healthy but that depends on your body, not a magazine ad and most defiantly not blogs like the one that decided to follow me today. So yeah new follower if you are a “thinsperation” blog you can go fuck yourself.

kimithegreat: darksquall: megaman2: “there’s nothing wrong...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 18:19:26 -0500

kimithegreat:

darksquall:

megaman2:

“there’s nothing wrong with the video game community”

I would cheerfully punch everyone of these fuckers in the throat.

………….

so…..much…..RAGE……i swear by the god of thunder i will crush all of their tiny minds with my controller (their choice b/c i play them all)

quiskyvelociraptor: You know it I know it We all know it Bioware is planning to rip out our hearts...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:17:49 -0500

quiskyvelociraptor:

You know it

I know it

We all know it

Bioware is planning to rip out our hearts with one of the quests in DA3.

TT-TT

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 19:52:22 -0500

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

oprahaha: Regional accents in the U.S. shown through maps The...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 21:52:48 -0500

oprahaha:

Regional accents in the U.S. shown through maps

The green name used in some of the southern states for rain when the sun is shining is terrible and hilarious.

supa squee i want them all as posters for my room

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 00:30:27 -0500

supa squee i want them all as posters for my room

heylovelyy: loonylunalovegood97: tiger-in-the-flightdeck: AND...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 18:47:22 -0500

heylovelyy:

loonylunalovegood97:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!

They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.

They played together as a family.

They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.

They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.

When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.

Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.

And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?

Is it odd I actually really like this post?

my bf calls me his mortitia :)

iraffiruse: Submitted by frozach I need this crayon

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 08:42:31 -0500

iraffiruse:

Submitted by frozach

I need this crayon

itsbeifongbitch: my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 20:30:14 -0500

itsbeifongbitch:

my favorite thing about helena bonham carter is that she literally has only two modes

gothic english beauty

and insane homeless woman

i love this and i love her

I now need all the Guinea pigs ever

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 20:44:48 -0500

I now need all the Guinea pigs ever

kateordie: 1los: heather franzen There’s just… Something in...

Fri, 31 May 2013 12:16:51 -0500

kateordie:

1los:

heather franzen

There’s just… Something in my eye…

this is beautiful

heylookitsliz: elizabeth-antoinette: ikenbot: freeselfdefense:...

Thu, 30 May 2013 18:44:18 -0500

heylookitsliz:

elizabeth-antoinette:

ikenbot:

freeselfdefense:

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

Very useful to know, pass and share please.

Worth watching

I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.

I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.

Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.

So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.

I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot

Boost Boost Boost!

dragonageconfessions: Confession: Does anyone yell “Holla!”...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:21:50 -0500

dragonageconfessions:

Confession: Does anyone yell “Holla!” when they see the halla in game? …Just me?

i also raise the roof *shame*

brokencrown-xx: i’ve never seen something so accurate in my...

Tue, 28 May 2013 21:05:55 -0500

brokencrown-xx:

i’ve never seen something so accurate in my life

this is my life times 2

nickavv: look at this graceful fucker if you watch very...

Tue, 28 May 2013 20:51:27 -0500

nickavv:

look at this graceful fucker

if you watch very closely there is a moment on the birds face where he is all “oh oh shit oh i made it ok”

I started following the cat tag…ain’t even sorry.

Mon, 27 May 2013 23:17:18 -0500

I started following the cat tag…ain’t even sorry.

nikaalexandra: quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me...

Sat, 25 May 2013 09:30:41 -0500

whether you're slim or have a little more to love

whether you like to wear makeup or not

whether you prefer to dress up a lot or rock some big t-shirts and sweats or maybe strut around in nothing at all

whether you're a dude or a chick or whatever in between

whether you're short or tall or don't even care bc we all sit on our asses all day anyway

i really don't give a fuck you're gorgeous and i have things to do so can we please all get along omg

nikaalexandra:

~~quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus~~

Long delayed results of my social experiment

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:16 -0500

Ok so I did the whole meet up thing. I found a gaming group and happened to meet some one kind of phenomenal. So I got invited to join this group and the guy who runs it says we should meet ahead of time to build my character. I’m freaking out because I’m shy and honestly scared of meeting random dude in random location. Fortunately I had the forethought to have my profile picture a drawing I did so if I needed to I could chicken out and run away. So I go to meet this guy and I’m already planning outs before I even get there like arriving early so I can say oops I must have missed you etc. I get to the game shop we were supposed to meet at and I don’t see him, my first inclination is to just leave but I’ve been trying to put myself out there more and so I decide to pick out a new set of dice and if I still don’t see him I’ll just leave. I find a decent set of dice and I pay for them and I do a quick visual sweep of the shop and there I see a huge stack of books for the game I’ve agreed to play. My first thought is “oh shit well I can’t run now,” so I approach the stack of books and the guy sitting next to them talking to someone behind him. I awkwardly make my presence known with the half cough kinda thing I tend to do when I’m horribly uncomfortable. He turns around and a) he is absolutely jaw droppingly attractive and b) has the sexiest voice ever. He greets me and I sit down and we start trying to build my character but any plan I had of what I wanted to play went bye bye because of nerves. We talked for hours trying to get my character finished and just getting a feel for his GM style and my play style and to see if I’d be a good fit for the group. I got a vague inclination that he may have been flirting a little with me but I’m terrible at picking up on those kinds of things so I kind of dismiss it. At the end of the evening he checks his phone and decides he wants to go see a movie which I’m like cool I get the hint that I should go. Then he asks if I want to go see it with him. In my head I’m screaming half in giddy school girl crush glee, half in omg I’m totally dating someone and I just met this amazing person what do I do! Now back story on that relationship: basically it was almost 7 years of on and off with the same issues no matter how hard we tried to fix them and in the end I felt like I was just going through the motions and he had moved out of state for a job. It was over basically and I had known it for months I was just too scared of change and ending up alone to do anything about it. So I agreed to go to the movie but it wasn’t a date it was new friends just hanging out amazing guys words. I was worried because there are all kinds of scary things that can happen to a girl who has now been singled out of the herd of people at a store and lured late at night to a pretty much empty movie theater. I decided to go for it anyway living afraid of the what ifs is no way continue I was (and am) very serious about making these changes for myself so that when I’m old I can say I lived rather than I wish I had lived. It turned out great, the movie was campy and amazing and afterwards we talked about it in the parking lot for another hour or so. I felt like I was on a cloud, I met a nerdy guy who didn’t question my gamer cred or baby me because I’m a girl; who was genuinely nice to me knowing I had a boyfriend, and we have so much in common. Perfect bestie material honestly. Though more would not have been unwelcome. So fast forward to my first night of gaming with this group. My character was awesome and I basically was Wesker from Resident Evil except with out the whole back stabby traitor thing. It was so much fun, the rest of the group was great and I really enjoyed playing with them. Well the game drew to a close for the evening and the rest of the guys left, leaving Mr. Amazing (who i’m pretty sure totally flirted with me during the game without giving my any kind of special treatment) and me at the table. I helped him take his books and GM stuff to his car where once again we stood talking for a while. It was chilly that evening and so he suggested that we sit in his car so we can keep talking so I didn’t freeze (I didn’t have a jacket). Again the warning bells were going off because it was late the parking lot was pretty empty but I went for it; if need be my cell has the S.O.S function and I can be scrappy if I need to be. We sat in his car talking again and the conversation slowly turned. He basically started playing the are you nervous game with me. He slowly got closer to me trying to make me uncomfortable (honestly he was but not in a bad way, just the shy kind of uncomfortable) but I didn’t budge I was determined to stay calm and see where this went. Then he kissed me, once again the conflicted screaming in my head sounded but this time the school girl squee was much louder. Here was plain jane little ol’ me sitting in this super hot nerdy guy’s car and he has just kissed me. Not only that he wanted to kiss me he was just as nervous as I was and he went for it. We spend a good while making out and then it was really late and I had work in the morning. He understood that yes I had a boyfriend but if I wanted to stop he understood. He told me that if I wanted to see what happened that he was more than willing but he didn’t want to cause a rift in my relationship (well more that what would be the consequences of the evening). He didn’t want me to leave my boyfriend for him because he didn’t want to be that guy. He was leaving it up to me to decide what happened from there. Which I greatly appreciated because I was going to have to have a hard conversation with my boyfriend anyway and giving me the option to think about what happens next was great. Well I went home and the next day I had the crappy conversation with my boyfriend, in the end I felt like I had crossed a line and I wasn’t happy in the relationship anyway and so he deserved to have someone who would be happy and faithful so I left him. Later that day I get a text from Mr. Amazing asking if I’m ok, he knew that I was going to tell my (now ex) boyfriend what had happened. I told him that we had broken up and surprisingly I was just fine. And I was, I felt like I was no longer just going with the norm because it was easy. I was free. I did feel guilty because it seemed like I had a back up so I wouldn’t be alone but I didn’t really want to date Mr. Amazing just yet. It was too soon to start that again and he agreed. He didn’t want to be a “rebound” and I wanted a clearish head to make sure I made the right decision. So we hung out a bunch, gamed, and just enjoyed each others company. I hadn’t been that happy in what seemed like forever. It felt like when you have your head under the covers for a long time and the air gets stale and hot, then you move the covers and get that first breath of cool fresh air. A month or so later he asked me out “officially” and I said yes so we’ve been dating for a few months and its been wonderful. I know its still the honeymoon phase of the relationship but I’ve decided to just enjoy it, to not think about any kind of impending end or whatever. TLDR: Experiment went exceedingly well with surprising results!

Please reblog this if you think Donna Noble was an amazing companion

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:49:27 -0500

heretherebdragons:

rose-tyler-defender-of-the-earth:

canyousonicmedoctor:

My friend is saying Donna was bitchy and annoying and I really just wanna show her how many people think Donna was amazing.

DONNA 5EVER!!!!!!!

will never not reblog

heretherebdragons: karruchan: heretherebdragons: dragonageconf...

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:35:57 -0500

heretherebdragons:

karruchan:

heretherebdragons:

dragonageconfessions:

CONFESSION: I really dislike Dragon Age 2 because of having to deal with the mages, the Circle & Templars. That was the part I hated most in Origins
so it just pissed me off having to deal with them again

Oops. I suspect OP is going to be dissatisfied with DA:I. O_o

(As a side note, GREAGOIR. Damn. Sometimes I forget just how handsome he is).

I think Greagoir is Rhys’ dad…..Wynn said something about having sexy times with a templar and if you give her the memory ball thingy and have her use it Greagoir is one of the memories

Yes, I can get behind the “Greagoir is Rhys’ dad” headcanon. Definitely.

OMG ok so Wynn is the reason he is such a hard ass if you play the Amell origin story because he is compensating for his moment (or moments hehe) of weakness AND the reason he lets you in to the tower, he never saw her leave and he needs to know if the woman he still loves is alive! OH and the reason Greagoir and Irving don’t get along is because they both have a thing for Wynn and it causes issues between them; however, they also respect each other because they know that they would never let harm come to her if they could help it.